... Dio recounts an exchange among Elagabalus as well as nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his doctors to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina through a surgical incision.